- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Q- Why? A- Why not?

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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