andrew wagner

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What's up? Your time.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What is cowboy say

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Anti Joke

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