Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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