- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

penis. nuff said.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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