- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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