- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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