- Anti Joke

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Nero, sure you are okay?

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.