- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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