why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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