- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

u know whats a crime? rape

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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