Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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The Oakland Raiders

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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