- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

ure mama's so fat

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What rhymes with milk...milf

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Boner

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Small Penis.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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