- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

why are balck people black because they are

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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