- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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