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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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