- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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