What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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