Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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