- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

knock knock go away

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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