Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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