- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Please don't shoot me

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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