There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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Women's rights

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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