- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What do you call an blank test? an F

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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