Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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