- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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