- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

13 =B you just learned something

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Man U

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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