- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

knock knock go away!!!

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Once upon a time, The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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