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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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