- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Communism hehe xd

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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