- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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