- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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