- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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