- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Andoni was here

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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