What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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