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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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