- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

this website is a bad joke

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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