- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Women's Rights

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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