What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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