Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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