an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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