Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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I need to start studying.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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