- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

A pope meets another one

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

If you're happy and you know it get a life

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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