- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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