Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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