- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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