- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Yo Momma So Fat!

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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