- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

A man was shot. He died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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