A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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My peni s

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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How old are you? 7

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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