- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

knock knock? come in

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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