- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Potassium? K.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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