- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

what's funny about war? nothing!

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