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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

quantum physics?

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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