- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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