A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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PENIS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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Anti Joke

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