They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Republicans

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

vitamin c

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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