- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Dyslexia ruels!

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

So a baby seal walks into a club

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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