a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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