- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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