- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

who is really lanky? james cornish

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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