A guy walks into a bar. NOT!

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

DEATH.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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