Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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