I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

rent a cops

why was kade sad? he shit himself

How does a black guy die? Unknown

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

A penis walks into a bar..

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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