- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Pickles are powerful

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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