Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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