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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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