- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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