Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

LO AND BEHOLD!

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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