- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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