Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Cancer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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