- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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