- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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