What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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