Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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