Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

your mama's so fat... that's it

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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