Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

knock knock whos there? nobody

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Barack Obama.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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