Racial Equality

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Prostitution is bad.......

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

The chicken crossed the road.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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