Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

* anti-punchline

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Robin, get in the car, please.

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