What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What's 9+10? 19

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Grace Ackerson

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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