- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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