A lot eh?

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

you give like i give lomain

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Once, I went to Peru.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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