Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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