- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

This is an anti- joke

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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