Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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A lot eh?

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What is older than history?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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