- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

hey guys im gay

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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