XD Jackass.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...