- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Knock Knock. Shut up.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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