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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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