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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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