What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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all these jokes are horrible now

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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