- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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