- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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