- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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