Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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