- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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