- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

My spelling is horrible

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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