- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

knock knock i have diarrhea

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

outside your comfort zone

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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