- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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