- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

This is not funny.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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