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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

that wall over there ->

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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