- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

whats up and also down? your mum

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Nero, sure you are okay?

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

kennah campion when she talks

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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