Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Turkey Balls

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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