- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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What's white and gluey Glue

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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