- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Urban ghettos

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

bite me

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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