What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Your Mom

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