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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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