why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Anti Joke

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