"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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