I like poop in my butt

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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