- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

If you have a stroke, call 000

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Adam Chebali is awesome

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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