What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

ever tried african food? they neither

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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