- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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