why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Your gay

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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