What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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i committed murder

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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