- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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