- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

No it doesnt..

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Who is big and stupid My brother

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