- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

I am a mime

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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