Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

why did the black guy die? cancer

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Anti Joke

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