Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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