- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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