Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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