- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

A dyslexic blind man

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A praying mantis is very graceful

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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