- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

my gramma died

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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