knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Women's Rights.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Romans rights.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

How old are you? 7

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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