- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

roak

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

12/23/2012

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??