Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

your mama's so fat... that's it

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Can anyone Lenin money?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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