- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Get up Look in the mirror

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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