Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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