How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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