- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

So these two girls have a cup .

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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