Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

how much fish could a chicken

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