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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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