Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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