Poop

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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