What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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