An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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