- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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