- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

These Jokes suck.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

im not black, im Joseph Kony

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