what did the man say to his wife? I love you

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Albert your flies undone.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A guy walks into a bar

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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