- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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