- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I named my son ps2 controller

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Small Penis.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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