- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

kieran is a homosexual

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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